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Minnesota Republicans love Santorum

Considering the definition of “santorum,” there are a lot of opportunities for headline writers tonight. Your suggestions are welcome in the comments.

26 Comment(s)

  1. Well, since I read Dan Savage’s brilliant take on the Moralist Crusader, I can’t think of him any other way. I have since heard that people have sympathized with him on his bad luck at having as a last name which is also the canonical term for the frothy residue of enthusiastic anal intercourse. It’s lovely that Savage’s locution has been around long enough to be the last word on Rick.

    annklefstad | Feb 7, 2012 | New Comment
  2. Headlines? “Rick Santorum offers ‘open door’ to Republicans”

    annklefstad | Feb 7, 2012 | New Comment
  3. “Santorum tops caucus return.”

    (You have to read that one out loud for it to work properly.)

    Hey, to be fair, the other candidates seem to have sexual innuendo attached to their names in the headlines.

    Paul Lundgren | Feb 7, 2012 | New Comment
  4. Any news about the CD8 caucuses?

    Nathaniel | Feb 7, 2012 | New Comment
  5. Santorum Surges in the End for Minnesota

    edgeways | Feb 7, 2012 | New Comment
  6. Ok.. I stole this from elsewhere:

    Obama wants astronauts on an asteroid.

    Gingrich wants a state on the moon.

    If Santorum runs, the best we can hope for is a little mopping up on Uranus.

    edgeways | Feb 7, 2012 | New Comment
  7. Santorum now in a three way with Romney and Gingrich.

    Bret | Feb 8, 2012 | New Comment
  8. You forgot to mention the third person in the three-way, Bret.

    By the way, even the Duluth News Tribune is getting in on the fun.

    Yuck. How do we swoop it out?

    Paul Lundgren | Feb 8, 2012 | New Comment
  9. Santorum Comes From Behind for the Win!

    Bahahaha!

    Claire | Feb 8, 2012 | New Comment
  10. Romney votes dribble in next to Santorum’s flood.

    Terry G. | Feb 8, 2012 | New Comment
  11. Here is a recent Dan Savage piece explaining the genesis of “santorum.”

    Ramos | Feb 8, 2012 | New Comment
  12. Caucus Fracas Ends with Santorum on Top of the Polls.

    Funkenschutz | Feb 8, 2012 | New Comment
  13. This all goes to show that once you’ve got santorum on the ballot paper, it’s very hard to ignore.

    Rougement | Feb 8, 2012 | New Comment
  14. Gonna need a towel.

    adam | Feb 8, 2012 | New Comment
  15. Touchdown | Feb 9, 2012 | New Comment
  16. I’ll bet Santorum wishes he could deep-six the wise-cracks.

    DaVe | Feb 9, 2012 | New Comment
  17. Just a towel? How about a shop vac?

    in.dog.neato | Feb 9, 2012 | New Comment
  18. Santorum comes from behind to cream Romney.

    lojasmo | Feb 9, 2012 | New Comment
  19. in.dog.neato | Feb 17, 2012 | New Comment
  20. Yes, this headline is real in Georgia, at least online:

    Santorum blasts Obama during Cumming rally
    By Jerry Gunn Staff
    CUMMING -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum spoke to an overflow audience at the giant First Redeemer Church in Cumming Sunday night during what was billed as a ‘God and Country’ rally.

    spy1 | Feb 21, 2012 | New Comment
  21. Paul Lundgren | Feb 25, 2012 | New Comment
  22. How anyone can take a guy who constantly carries the pained expression of a man who has a baseball bat shoved up his ass seriously is beyond me.

    in.dog.neato | Feb 25, 2012 | New Comment
  23. What, exactly, is an “Alabama Three-Way?”

    adam | Feb 25, 2012 | New Comment
  24. I can’t be sure, but I’ve heard it’s a family affair.

    in.dog.neato | Feb 25, 2012 | New Comment
  25. This one isn’t perfect for the motif here, but the Onion has summarized the state of things well.

    Paul Lundgren | Feb 29, 2012 | New Comment
  26. According to the Minneapolis Star Tribune, Santorum can be sticky.

    Paul Lundgren | Aug 29, 2012 | New Comment

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