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Duluth’s Limerick, 2012 Version

There was an old man from Duluth
Who wept when he thought of the truth,
Remembering the chances with lots of refinances
and once while at Fon-Du-Luth.

(apologies, as I’m not really a good poet…)

Here is the original:
There once was an old maid from Duluth
Who wept when she thought of her youth
of all the missed chances at her school dances
and once in a telephone booth.

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8 Comment(s)

  1. Where’s the “Like” button? Fun.

    ennyman | Jan 1, 2012 | New Comment
  2. In Duluth the cops raided a store,
    Carrying hard drives and cash out the door.
    Of crimes, there were none,
    But it still was quite fun
    To hear people approvingly roar.

    Ramos | Jan 1, 2012 | New Comment
  3. There once was a town on a lake
    Where snowfall was barely a flake.
    The people felt thirst
    When the water mains burst,
    And failed their showers to take.

    Ramos | Jan 1, 2012 | New Comment
  4. There once was a guy who wrote books
    Of taxicabs, gangsters and crooks.
    A break he would take
    To stare at the lake
    And pen blog rhymes with multiple hooks.

    Ramos | Jan 1, 2012 | New Comment
  5. A black bear named Faith had a face
    Beamed out by a web cam to space.
    When Denny retired,
    The newsmen, inspired,
    Put Faith in the chair in his place.

    Ramos | Jan 2, 2012 | New Comment
  6. News TEAM.

    Ramos | Jan 2, 2012 | New Comment
  7. “It’s the best job I’ve had!” the bard brayed.
    “All these sentences diced and filleted!
    The making of lists,
    The distilling of gists;
    Now where do I go to get paid?”

    Ramos | Jan 2, 2012 | New Comment
  8. A man who was often depressed
    Woke up with a quiver of zest.
    He beamed like a boy
    And shouted for joy,
    “I haven’t been cured, I’ve been Nessed!”

    Ramos | Jan 3, 2012 | New Comment

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