Edgeways, I know you've been naughty, but it's a good kind of naughty, so I proclaim thee a winner of two tickets to "From Havana to Duluth" on Dec. 13.

U.S. Senators are not eligible to receive anything from Santa.

Ironic1, you're better than most. They may not grade on a curve at the pearly gates, but Santa does. Two tickets for you!

OK Claire, but you have to promise to be good for the rest of the month. Eight days is a good start.

This closes out the "From Havana to Duluth" tickets.

C-Freak, I'll give you all the Dink Tank you want, sister.

Moosetracks, you win, too, despite any grammar issues. Santa does not punish for grammar. 

That closes out the Dink Tank tickets.

AliK, if you're naughty I don't know what nice is. You win the Knifey Variety tickets.

All that remain now are one pair of tickets to Rubber Chicken's "Running (Unopposed) Man."

Ramos, the only way I would eat you is with my bare hands.

Let's consider you the winner of the "Running (Unopposed) Man" tickets and call this giveaway madness to a close.