Unnecessary Quotation Marks
By Paul Lundgren on Sep 18, 2009 in Creepy Stuff
I would feel a lot more comfortable eating food at the DECC if it came from a catering kitchen instead of a “catering kitchen.”
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Is that where they prepare the “food”?
Or is it where they “prepare” the food?
If what they serve is called “food.”
Obviously a clever front… suspect diverted shipments of curling brooms and lingonberry preserves.
pH, does that room lead to an IKEA?
Maybe “they” can “use” your “photo” on this “site”
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/
Mevdev: Yep, you just have to follow the painted line, through the “kitchen” display. There is a hidden escalator in the fake refrigerator, that will take you to the basement level. Lingonberries are by the checkout.
“Huh?”
The gag is that it’s actually a morgue.
What also bugs me are unncessary apostrophes. I can buy book’s at your store, and you also serve latte’s and cappuccino’s? That’s great.
If I told you I got the “full experience” today, would you think I paid a visit to a sketchy massage parlor or was hiking on the Pigeon River?
From the back cover of Personal Recipes, by the Ladies Aid Society of Elim Evangelical Lutheran Church, 1958:
This unnecessary use of quotation marks is brought to you by Perfect Duluth Day — “the website.”
So, is it really here, or is it “here”?
Friends -- Joey’s funny “apology”
Take a look at Sir Ben’s awning’s. If you like when plural’s are made into possessive’s.
I wouldn’t mind a Greek omelette at Coney Island, but when it has quotation marks around it I can’t help but think of it as something similar to a “Dutch Oven” or a “New York Style Taco.”
It belongs on a dirty list forwarded to your e-mail from your dumbest friend, with the definition: “when you take seasoned gyro meat, onions, feta cheese and tzatziki sauce and shove them up your ass.”
Speaking of “Greek Omelets,” does anyone know what happened to the Sunshine Cafe?
In Mpls, I used to eat at That Place on Como, for which quotation marks would probably be acceptable.
I think they mean seasoned “gyro meat.”
“That Place On Como” yeah, that was a pretty “quotation mark” worthy joint.