So wrong, for all the right reasons
By baci on Jul 12, 2009 in Help Wanted, Lost and Found, Media Watch, Videos, Weird Stuff
er..yeah mom, be sure to knock next time.
excerpted from this master piece .
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Laughing my ass off! And no comments about this yet!?!? So many questions….Baci -- why oh why did you stumble on this?? What sort of web searching were you doing? What kind of robot-mother was that? It looked like the boy was sick in the hospital…I was shocked -- shocked -- to find out he was churning the butter. So how did his mother know?
The thing that always confuses me about old sex ed films is when they refer to the penis as “the male penis.” As opposed to … the female penis?
BAH HA HA HA HA! The “Make Love Not War” sticker on the kid’s door did it for me. I wonder if that was what inspired the kid’s ‘bating.
wow….just watched the beginning of the whole “master piece”…narrated by Richard (Dick) Dix. I’ll finish watching so I can learn more about my male penis…
i just used the term “male penis”, while using a different word instead of penis. however, i live in a world where women have penises too--they’re just detachable. and come in many interesting colors.
but then, maybe because i used that other word, it made sense. “penis” is so clinical that it’s kind of more definitely referring to the actual organic kind, rather than the kind you buy in a store.
also! that lady was rude. how ’bout stepping out and having this conversation while he’s not trying to stuff Little Johnny back in his pjs? also, also! that boys needs better wall art.
I’ve been thinking about this too much, god help me, but it worries me that the expression on the boy’s face before his mother comes in -- while he is supposedly in some stage of arousal -- is so…..dead. Come on!
Also, there’s a lock on his door…why didn’t he lock it before starting his arduous task?
Here’s the history …. Long ago I dug a bunch of 16mm films from a dumpster. Since that day I’ve been fascinated by old industrial,educational and marketing movies. It so happens that the St. Louis County health depat. had a copy of “The ABC’s of sex eduction for trainables”. Which I owned. Until it vaporized, along witn many of my other films…might actually still be in the projection booth of the Norshor…but that’s a different story. My interest in these types of movies leads me to many interesting places. Cheifly the Perlinger Archives at archive.org. But also I frequently visit retrothing.com because it pushes many buttons for me. To my utter joy, I found the clip there the other day. I still have an original print of Future Shock featuring Orson Wells. My favorite activity is to set these up and over-dub my own dialog. Anyone interested in a party? Also, HBH1, women cannot have penises. They can have multi-colored facsimiles, but at least leave us guys one remaining biological relevancy.
no need for biological relevancy, Baci. we love you guys for more than your partses.
This was released by “the educational division of hallmark films and recordings, inc.” Any relation?
That mom was Stepford Hot!
I’m really diggin’ the background music and the extreme face close-ups.
I do wonder how long it took that kid to live that role down.
if my mom had confronted me this way, i would have never touched myself ever again.